Pyramid

I just learnt that Sunway Pyramid can be a cool place to chill and shop. Good restaurants, ok selection of shops.

Except for that i easily get confused with the new Pyramid additional wings. Even with the directory and map.

Yeah, THAT is how long i haven't been to pyramid. I still call them New pyramid wings.

And Parking is quite easy.

Maybe can go lepak there more often.

But maybe i'll leave my credit card at home the next time.

:)

Uncle Harun

Uncle Harun pesan masa raya hari tu.

In life, number one, you have to learn to be happy

And number two, if and when you find somebody that can make you happy, stick to them.

Hari tu dah letak kat status fb. Now nak immortalize dekat blog plak.

Interested

Gua Interested sebab lu interesting.

Kalau lu boring gua pening.

Serangan Zombie Pertama Malaysia

Go to facebook event page
Check out salmon's blog
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Malaysia’s first zombie attack. Like the first national car, is yet another milestone for Malaysia. The first known reported case was in Port Dickson, in a Tom Yam restaurant close to the army base camp. Shima Mat Jidin (victim) was singing Ku Cari Seiras Wajah made popular by SKOIN in the Sunday night open mic karaoke, when she started coughing non-stop with smoke coming out from her Japanese curled, artificial brownish gold coloured hair. She fell unconscious and a minute later started eating people alive, and then those people eaten alive started eating other people who were alive and then… well it didn’t quite stop from there. But then again, people do die due to strange causes in this country; like over eating; or being flattened out by concrete slabs; from having too much money or brain cancer from mobile phones radiation - mostly due to the way they live or perhaps haven’t been living any other way, being eaten by zombies? Why should it be any different?Nothing is certain at the moment apart from the fact that the zombies are coming to get you. We kid you not.

Ketuk di pintu syurga

Ibu ambil lencana ini,
Aku tak boleh pakai lagi,
Makin gelap tak boleh nampak,
Rasa macam ketuk di pintu Syurga,

Ketuk ketuk ketuk di pintu Syurga
Ketuk ketuk ketuk di pintu Syurga
Ketuk ketuk ketuk di pintu Syurga
Ketuk ketuk ketuk di pintu Syurga

Ibu letakkan pistol ke atas tanah,
Aku tak boleh gunakannya lagi,
Awan hitam itu semakin dekat,
Rasa macam ketuk di pintu Syurga,

Ketuk ketuk ketuk di pintu Syurga
Ketuk ketuk ketuk di pintu Syurga
Ketuk ketuk ketuk di pintu Syurga
Ketuk ketuk ketuk di pintu Syurga

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Jom Jamming!

Makcik

Kehadapan mak cik jaga tepi kain orang,
Saya seorang engineer dan bukan seorang ahli bahasa. Jadi saya akan menulis dalam point form.

No 1.
Sangat tak cool kalau tiba-tiba tepuk bahu saya depan orang ramai dan dengan kuatnya bertanya,"Bila nak kawen?"

No 2.
Lagi tak cool kalau jerit bagi satu kampung fakta fakta seperti:
a) girlfriend dah adakan? ni apa ni heret anak orang ke hulu ke hilir
b) tu cikgu tu single (sambil menunjuk ke arah insan kesian tersebut), boleh la tu, yang pakai spek tu. pandai masak, pandai ngajar, macam-macam panda
c) Umor ko dah 30 kan?
d) ada lagi fakta, tapi by this time telinga dah shut down secara automatis.

Makcik,
harap dapat focus untuk menyiapkan makanan dan menggulai daging korban kerana ramai yang menunggu untuk makan, dan bukan berceloteh.

Dan Gulai daging pon tawar.



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Kehadapan siblings yang duduk di tepi dan hanya mampu tergelak,
NO. 1
You are next

No 2.
Refer to point no 1.


Adoih.

Cee Lo Green - Fuck You

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0mxOXbWIU

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Aku rasa attention span aku makin pendek sebab post aku makin concise.

Aku rasa attention span aku maki..

Aku rasa..

Apa dia? Siapa kau?

Gewam

Kalau ko tukar perkataan Geram kepada Gewam, make sure ko comel.

Kalau tak, nanti DBP cari ko dan Gewammm ko betul betul.

Baru padan muka.

Burberry Acoustic

Check out Burberry Acoustic on youtube. Nice Chillaxing music.

Click Here (Dead & Done)

And then just look out for more!

Aidil Adha

Salam aidil adha to all Muslims!

May Allah bless you all!

Man Photographer

Hoi.. aku suruh ko posing comel-comel nak masuk magazine ni.

bukan suruh ko panjat pokok.. syaitannnn.

*click

*flash

Herm, macam Maya Karin.

Dua

Dua dua senyum

Dua dua tunggu train

Dua dua senyum lagi

Dua dua naik train

Tapi sayang

Dua dua train pergi arah lain

The duck

I want to cari somebody who would

lumba lari itik with me.

Lompat katak and siram bunga with me.

.

.

.

Well, i think i'll do the lompat katak part coz i'm fitter.

And u do the Siram bunga.

And i'll ask the cat to lumba lari itik.

or i'll just buy a duck.

The Mission

The mission is to shut up and keep your stories to yourself.

I do not want to hear a thing about you. You are on your own.

This is for your own good.

Most importantly. Trust your own judgement.

Make your own mistakes.

This message will self destruct in 5 seconds.

Mission accepted.

Snuker

Aku tahu dah 10 tahun aku main snuker tapi tak pandai.

Tapi aku tahu, dah 10 tahun, kalau aku down, kawan-kawan aku mesti ajak aku main snuker.

Aku happy sebab aku main snuker dengan kawan-kawan.

Sebab derang kawan-kawan aku.

Placebo effect man vs murphy's law kid

Placebo Effect man :

I asked you a simple thing, to print my nametag! what is this?? is says here "Placebo Affect"!

Murphy's Law kid:

Well, anything can go wrong, will go wrong.

Mr Smiles

People say Mr Smiles is fortunate. Well, because he is smiling all the time.

What people don't know is that, that is the only thing he knows what to do.

Been a while

Wow, its been a while since i blogged.

Feel like it's now time to start again. But no worries, i'll disable the link to facebook note.

You know.. in case of TMU (too much updates). :)

rock on peeps.